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others: “so, how ~southern~ are you?”
me: “The entrance of my hometown has a shrimp boat sitting in the main street. At Christmas theres a shrimper Santa and alligators pulling him instead of reindeer.”
others: “what?!”
me:
Whoa
via Man is the Measure.
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Why did I fully have to look at this for half an hour to work out what the fuck was going on
only real math dumbasses will understand this right away and that’s me babey
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i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion
That final scream
(Source: twitter.com)
via Man is the Measure.
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the manic energy
my last three brain cells trying to write the introduction paragraph to my thesis due in 4 hours
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THIS QUOTED TWEET IS UNAVAILABLE.
when a woman smacks you and you run away like a big baby.
(Source: catholicboysdetention)
via Daily Hangover.